dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via kany-ay)

matduka:

denchgang:

never skip leg day

Thats fuckin terrifying

(Source: pleatedjeans, via to-kel-a-mockingbird)

crystalfoxesss:

Pertinent to my interests

(Source: mulched, via baemurray)

fluoresant:

The pleasant plant house

(via princessmononokeee)

http://flueree.tumblr.com/post/96330896486

"No human should mislead another by promising them something they know to be untrue."
- Santosh Kalwar (via observando)

familyfriendlyporno:

this is a lot to take in all at once

(via restless--wayward--child)

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

(via restless--wayward--child)

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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(via restless--wayward--child)